Wednesday, November 5, 2008

If I were my employee, I would fire me!

I do work for myself so maybe I am lying! But if I had an employee that acted like me these last few week I would fire him/her. I am sitting at my work desk with heaps to do and not accomplishing anything. I am in a deep funk that is hard to explain.

Could it be the lost election? No, I felt like this before the election. I am surprised at Yahoo's headline story calling Obama the "First Global President." Does that mean that we have to lower our standards to be like the rest of the world? The rest of the world should be more like the USA and not the other way around. I lived out of country for two years and can attest to the greatness of this country. No, we are not perfect but we are the best thing going. We don't need to lean any more towards socialism than we already do. The government shouldn't be responsible for bailing out companies or individuals who made stupid investment decisions. If they had made good decisions and made lots of money would they have given that profit to the taxpayers? And never forget that we finance the government with our taxes so we are paying for idiots who got into too much debt.

Back to this funk I am in. It is not the good kind of funk like on the Soul Train where you dance really cool and wear trendy clothes. I am just plain tired. Years back my wife told me, "maybe if you lost some weight you wouldn't be so depressed." That has been a running joke ever since. There was context to the conversation that makes it easy to understand why she said that but the context takes away from the humor so I won't include it.

I think my wife was right! I am getting chunky. When I got married in 1997 I weighed 155 lbs. Now I am up to 225 lbs. Don't get me wrong, I was a bit too skinny way back when, but when I was 175 lbs I was in my prime. I have a goal to get back to 175 lbs but I am not doing much to accomplish it. The main reason I started this blog was to start an exercise habit and keep up with my weight in a public forum. However limited my readership may be at least my far away relatives and a few friends will be able to see if I do anything about it.

So here it goes, today I am 225 lbs (according to my home scale which shall be my reference), and I wear a size 38 waist.

Wish me luck. I will see about adding some pictures if I can fit into one frame ;-)

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Treasury Secretary, Henry "Dr. Evil" Paulson


Even Dr. Evil only wanted $100 billion to keep from destroying the world. Our treasury secretary wants 7 times that much or the economy will be destroyed!
What are some other options? I recommend this link:
Is anyone good with photoshop? I would love to see Hank Paulson, the Treasury Secretary, photoshopped to look like Dr. Evil!

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Wall Street meets the Beanie Babies

Even without a degree in economics I didn't buy into the Beanie Baby craze of a few years back. Before that it was the Internet Bubble, the Cabbage Patch Doll Craze and way before that it was the Tulip Craze (google it). Now my tax dollars are needed to bail out some dodgy paper on Wall Street. How did this happen? Why did this happen?

I'm not qualified to explain all the technicalities though I am begining to understand it. Just like Beanie Babies, people thought (or at least acted like they thought) home prices would go up forever. Beanie Baby prices went up only as long as someone else was willing to pay more for a stupid teddy bear with a tag on its ear. When it got to the point that people weren't willing to pay more for stupid bears then prices quit rising.

Let's say that a Beanie Babies investor borrowed money to buy a house full of these multicolored sundry animals hoping to resell them for a profit. When no one wanted them anymore, or wanted them but thought they were too expensive, the MARKET for beanie babies crashed. Our investor owed money so she tried to sell them for what she paid, but she had paid more than anyone else was willing to pay. Now she was stuck with unwanted inventory of stuffed animals and a bunch of debt. BEANIE BABY BANKRUPTCY!

Back to houses; peoples incomes weren't increasing at the rate of home prices. So prices got higher and higher until people realized they couldn't afford to buy them. Many people who had already bought houses realized they couldn't make the payments especially if they had adjustable interest rates. Whose fault was it? Anyone who borrowed more than they could reasonably afford AND any stupid lender backed by Wall Street that would lend them the money.

The government did its part to contribute to the mess by requiring that loans be given to unqualified borrowers while they (the government) promised to pay back the money when unqualified borrowers couldn't make their payments. Wake up folks, the government gets its money, not to mention its "just powers from the consent of the governed (Declaration of Independence)." That means our tax dollars will bail out the deadbeats, many of whom don't pay any taxes.

Our individual choices all add up to the bigger picture. We all need to practice self retraint and intellectual honesty with ourselves when going into debt for a house, a car, beanie babies, or tulips. Some mistakes will be make if we live this way but they won't add up to trillions of dollars in debt and a potential economic depression.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Greetings from the Self Employed

If you have listened to the radio or watched late night television at all in the last 20 years then you must know that working from home is THE THING to do. It's so great that you should send some money to the infomercial guy to show you how to do it!

What infomercial guy didn't tell you about working from home is that work never seems to end. Sure, you can work in your pajamas and that sounds great! It also means that soon you begin to associate wearing pajamas to being at work. Not to mention: eating, showering, watching television, reading, sleeping; they all become associated with work. In fact, work seems to never go away and soon you hate being at home because that is where all that golly dander work is waiting for you.

I have been a small business owner for almost seven years and I worked out of my home until January of this year. I now have a very small office and it is GREAT! Infomercial guy should have a program that teaches us work at home folks about getting the heck out of your house to go to work! "Are you tired of working from home where the work never seems to end? Then rent an office and walk away from work when the work is done! Or walk away from work when you are tired of working! Now the couch is for relaxing, not taking business calls! The kitchen table is for meals, not of piles of blueprints, bills and invoices! You won't get ulcers every time the phone rings, just ignore it! Call now and pay $19.95 for our guide on How to Rent an Office, CALL NOW!!!"

Being Self Employed
is no magic bullet to success and happiness either but I will save that one for later.