Who's the Media's Man?

September 12, 2009 Produced protests against the Federal Government across the country, but where was the media? Covering their main man, Obama, of course! Polls consistently show that the majority of Americans are against a government take over of health care. What does the media do? Circle their wagons around the candidate they fell in love with. Yahoo.com headlines don't even mention the protests although they find room for stories about baby pictures, Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan.

The majority of the media has lost its credibility as a journalistic medium and has proven itself to be a propaganda wing of the Democratic Party. Shame on them all!

The protest of 9/12/09 has been described by some in some media as an Astro-Turf movement as opposed to a Grass Roots movement. I would like to see the criteria used in making this assessment. Is it because the protesters are mostly conservative or libertarian? Is it because MoveOn.org didn't organize it? When tens of thousands of protesters use their own means to travel and protest it means a lot more to me than buses of students and the unemployed shipped where they're needed at the cost of centralized liberal organizations. The media dishonors itself and its mission by writing off so many disenchanted Americans.

I was at the Montgomery, Alabama Tea Party on 04/15/2009 and was happy to see the large crowd. We were called racists by the media on that day despite the fact that multiple races were represented.

Main stream journalism is dying! Not just because the internet spreads information so fast. Not just because everyday folks, like me, can blog. I enjoyed Jr. College English and to this day thank Mr. Andres for the best writing class I have ever had. But I'm much better at repairing electronics than I am at reporting on the mood of the nation or the actions of the powerful. Main stream journalism is hanging itself by a propaganda noose and surprised that it's getting harder to survive even as it tightens the knot around its own neck.

At least when there's a Republican President the media appears to critically analyze his actions. The media should be hard on those in power, but it should go both ways. Stop playing favorites and do your job! In addition to health care, the protests today complained about the massive bail outs that began with the Bush Administration and that fact was made clear. Obama doesn't deserve a free pass from the media just as George W. Bush didn't. The problem, sadly, is that in addition to a free pass, Obama is aided and abetted by the media. How soon before they are required to register as Political Action Committees?

The one thing I admire about the Obama administration is how many tax cheats it has appointed to high positions. The tax evading actions of those who write the tax code represent the need for simpler taxes better than anything else I can imagine. Too bad the forgiving standard used in judging the elected representatives of the people won't be extended to the people themselves.

Elected officials are not royalty and should not be worshipped. Cover the people when they protest the government; especially when the protesters represent the majority opinion of the country in opposition to the government. Otherwise the mainstream media may soon be considered a limb on the tree of liberty that needs refreshing.

The District vs Time Traveler's Wife

The reviews looked great! Critics couldn't say enough! I thought it would be a Star Trek quality movie (which I took my wife to see and she loved). We arrived on opening weekend, paid full price (we usually buy restricted discount tickets from AAA), and, AND... we watched a documentary! Well, it looked like a documentary!

Starring no one, slow to develop, extremely tedious and depressing are the nicest things I can say about the first hour of this movie. The main character is a likable, funny looking fellow whose name I still can't pronounce. The special effects, I must admit, are believable to the extent that you are taken into the movie world. When you are watching an effects heavy movie and forget you're watching effects you have to give credit!

The last 20 or 30 minutes of the film have some awesome battle scenes with super cool alien weapons. If only they could have made the rest of the movie as awesome. We saw seven people leave the movie within the first hour!

Since I hauled my wife to this disaster, I was informed that I owed her a chick flick! She wanted to see Julie and Julia (YIKES) but I lobbied hard and we compomised on seeing The Time Traveler's Wife. I was prepared to suffer through my hour and a half of spousal redemption when... SURPRISE! I actually enjoyed the show. It wasn't my favorite but it wasn't bad. I almost felt guilty at enjoying my pentance!

So beware the hyped super movie and don't always fear the apparent chick flick! I also recently watched The Proposal and I didn't hate it either! Am I getting soft in my old age?

White House Eliminates Toliet Paper

In a bid to fight "climate change" and in light of recent developments, the White House has decided to eliminate toilet paper from its restrooms. It appears that the press, especially NBC and MSNBC, were already doing such a good job of brown nosing and other forms of "posterior cleansing" for Obama and his administration that it will now fall on them to do the job full time.

Reporters have responded positively noting that not much will change. "Fewer trees will be cut down and fewer chemicals will be released into the environment to process the paper. We are already doing the job, they just eliminated the waste and are finally taking advantage of the new realities in this glorious new kingdo.... I mean administration," noted a White house reporter.

Fears of disease and pathogens were quickly dismissed as "tools of the vast right wing conspiracy," only being used to deter worshipers... uhm, the press, from showing their full devotion to their glorious leader. Members of congress are debating a bill which would require a poster of Obama be installed in every restroom in America to encourage citizens to clean each other in the spirit of this new "movement." Experts agree that this new initiative could cool global temperatures by .003 degrees centigrate over the next 3,ooo years (the forseen time to pay off upcoming stimulus packages).

Republicans, not to be left out, recommended using Polar Bear fur to replace toilet paper in the White House. A republican spokesperson asserted, "We know you like to think that his "blank" don't stank, but the polar bear fur is durable enough to provide evidence that Obama is indeed mortal, tangible, and stankable." The spokesperson was stoned where he stood but a blood soaked "Hope and Change" pamphlet containing a hand written account of the incident was smuggled out of the carnage and provided to this news service.

In other news, Sheryl Crow has been appointed to the EPA. The first item on her agenda is to pass the new 1 to pee 2 to poop law. This law regulates the amount of toilet paper consumed by only allowing you the same number of sheets of toilet paper as the number of the business you are doing. So you get 1 sheet for number 1, 2 sheets for number 2, and 3 if you have to do both at once.

A few of her colleagues have argued that the law will be counterproductive due to the increased amount of water and electricity that will be required to clean streak marks from underwear. Obama has declared that this law has no time for debate promising Armageddon type destruction if it is not passed immediately. "When you elected me as your President, you voted for hope over fear. I'm here to tell you that if we don't pass this law straightaway, with zero debate, that there will be no hope for any of you. There will only be the fear of the inevitable destruction that all of you will face. We're not talking about a dead polar bear or two. We're talking about 4 horsemen of the apocalypse kind of destruction! So pass this bill right now or life will be as described in Revelation where all of us will seek for death and not be able to find it." Not one to sit on his laurels, Obama plans to follow this with the "if it's yellow let it mellow" law.

Quirks Confessed!

So I have been tagged to fess up to my quirks. I learned many years ago that there is no such thing as “normal” but some quirks are more un-normal than others.

My biggest quirk is that I can snap my fingers really fast, and I mean fast! I snap my left hand first then my right hand and then I make a hollow fist with my right hand and use it to hit my open left hand and repeat the cycle. I saw this trick in a movie when I was in 7^th or 8^th grade (it was an old black and white movie) where a genie (played by the same actor who played the original Curly on the Three Stooges) would do this when he granted a wish. I started practicing it and got really good at it. Maybe one day I will use it to become a famous actor or a genie.

My second quirk is that I hate going to bed. I stay up way too late every night and don’t want to wake up the next day. Lately I go to bed around 1:30 am and wake up around 7:30 am. I don’t recommend this habit and wish I could break it. I wish I had the same desire to sleep at bedtime that I have when I wake up.

My third quirk is shared with my brothers in that we never forget embarrassing things said or done by others. We also remember plenty of tv and movie quotes and use them very frequently. Some examples are: “They’re great, Frank (said nervously while tasting food),” “TV said that?” “You tried but you failed miserably; the lesson is… Never Try,” “Tennessee has a Jeep,” “Jim, it’s me, I’m your friend,” “Maybe if you lost some weight you wouldn’t be so depressed (said to me by my wife as mentioned in a previous blog),” and so many others. If these don’t make sense or seem funny then join the crowds of others who don’t know what we’re talking about when we three brothers are together.

Number four, Hmm. Well, I do wear the same clothes almost all of the time. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t wear the SAME clothes everyday I just have multiple copies of the same clothes; a blue polo type shirt, khaki pats, a brown belt and suede type work boots. Dressing the same sure makes life easier! Of course Saturdays and Sundays come along and I have to choose other stuff; like a different color polo type shirt or what tie to wear with a white Sunday shirt. Every so often I even wear sneakers but so infrequently that I once kept a pair for about 7 years and they looked great.

And finally I always have some cherry Chap Stick in my front left pocket. I guess I am addicted to it. If I were marooned on a dessert island that would be my one must have item. I have yet to find a support group to overcome this addiction so I may invent a 12 step program. I guess step 12 would be, “parched, painfully dry lips are a sign of your victory!”

I also file everything, constantly adjust my rear view mirror, am a super neat freak (my kids make sure nothing is neat so I have learned to live with this somewhat), procrastinate working on hard projects, hate to commit to most anything, and am miserable to live with if I don’t have a certain amount of time all by myself everyday. I would read the Wall Street Journal cover to cover every day if I had time and I love yard work (there are days I would prefer doing yard work to going fishing).

Quirky enough for you?